OOC: Skits That Will Never Be.

Because it's easier than writing full-fledged fics. :| Listed in no particular order, and forever a WIP.

RE: the strikethroughs -- they're skits that I wrote that ended up not fitting with Malikah's "canon", but they still amuse me too much to just bahleet off here entirely.

( The Captain's New Clothes )

( The Captain's Inner Beauty )

( The Captain's Source of Strength )

( The Captain's Lies Exposed )

( The Captain's Dream Family )

( The Captain's Lost Love )

( The Captain Doesn't Count )

( The Captain's Womanly Charms )

( The Captain Is Not Old, Dammit )

( The Captain's Gray Hairs )

( The Captain's Eating Habits )

( The Captain's Far-Flung Harem )

( The Captain's Past Flame(???) )

( The Captain's Weight Problems )

( The Captain Is Unsure About This )

( The Captain Is In This Scene Only In Spirit )

( The Captain's Charming Scheme )

( The Captain's Onto You )

( The Captain's Marriage Prospects )